elvensemi:

lovelywaifu:

whyequalsemexplusbee:

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities

Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess 
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature 
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) 
Monk Must practice a martial art 
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports 
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately 
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) 
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom 
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) 
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA 

If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

Omfg

I always love seeing this list because I qualify for an alarming number of them (barbarian, bard, druid, fighter in most cases, paladin, rogue, wizard, and also monk and cleric depending on what counts), and also because it makes my father a warlock and my mother a sorcerer.

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everlastingjesus:

“Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.”

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@geclypod you’re my soulmate then

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